With Love, Mr Gay

Starts 19:30
“Dear Mr. Gay, if you move my bin again, I will get an ex-mercenary to destroy you… from flat 2.”
This (real) letter was blue-tacked to my flat’s front door, and thus sparked a neighbourhood feud over both my sexuality, and the placement of the blue bins.
Determined to find peace, and not let the conflict consume me, I sought advice and interviewed experts: a dog trainer, a historian, a Middle East peace negotiator and, of course, my Auntie Clare.